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Radio’s Paul Hawksbee in conversation with TV’s Rabbi Crackers

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Rabbi Crackers performance against West Ham on Fanzone!

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Are you suffering from high Sugar levels?

Do you find that you have to keep making a point of being associated with a charity? Either by donating your fee from an ad campaign, or feature the same charity in your over scripted TV show?

Even though what you donate pro rata to your own wealth probably counts as less in percentage terms to that of a working man donating a tenner a month directly out of his wages.

Do you find that when being interviewed by Match of the Day a few seasons back you had to show incredible amounts of double standards?

Did you sit there and berate two fans in the interview for daring to shout something at you from the High road whilst you was in the back of your chauffeur driven car, and tell the interviewer that; that is no way to behave and any fan that has a gripe should seek an appointment to speak in private about the issue?

Did you then after this in the interview show the said breathtaking double standards by berating Jurgen Klinsmann for not agreeing to stay another season, and then throw his (Klinsmann) shirt at the interviewer and tell him you wouldn’t even wash your car with it? You know, THAT car, that has to be seen 1000 times in every episode of your show including the number plate because we all know a private number plate just oozes Essex ‘class’.

Do you like to have the myth touted that you saved a financially ailing club from going to the wall, even though the truth is that Midland bank had said that they would never foreclose on the debt as they feared the negative press and backlash by fans of the club withdrawing their money and going elsewhere?

If you answer yes to all the above then you may be suffering from high sugar levels and should make your way to hospital immediately. Although a word of warning, should you find yourself in Great Ormond Street hospital, high sugar levels now HAVE to be referred to as high Sir Alan levels  failure to comply could see you fired!!!!!!!

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