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THE DONKEY ADAMS ALPHABET

A rsole

B inge

C unt

D onkey

E ee-oor

F uckwit

G azza. Donkey Adams in the background as Gazza scores in 1991

H ideous

I diot

J oke at International level

K ronenburg, pint please

L ineker, Adams assist for the second and could not catch him for the third in 1991

M onkey Keown, made Adams look normal in later life

N ayim, made Adams cry in 1995

O ld Bill, going at 90 trying to catch him driving home from the pub

P opsescu left the Donkey trailing on New Years day 1995

Q uadruple whiskeys to get over his Gooner self loathing

R olling down the stairs, pissed out of his head

S tella, pint please

T enants extra, 4 pack mate

U gleeeee

V odka, bottle, no make that a double

W anker

X Adams signiture other than a hoof print

Y ids never as good as

Z zzz boring boring arsenal